Many people wait their whole lives to find themselves living just one of the adventures Vendramini seems to lurch effortlessly between. Just what is it about her that attracts such extremes, everything from befriending Quentin Tarantino to being mercilessly beaten by a man she loved?

And in the most disturbing development, Cartman is one a mission to get Kyle to honour the agreement the pair made, which committed Kyle — in the event the boys found a leprechaun — to suck Cartman’s balls.

“Here in the west we had a lot of clients saying they wanted capability,” Fujitsu Australia and New Zealand chief executive Mike Foster said. “People were concerned about the latency and communications cost of having data on the east coast. Having the data centre here gives you great capacity.