If Scarlett Johansson was your computer operating system, wouldn’t you fall in love with her? Of course, you don’t really get to roll around in bed with her like the hero Theodore (Joaquin Phoenix) in ‘her’ (but then he doesn’t really either, in a scene that’s frankly a bit creepy).

Ever heard of The Uncanny Valley? It’s that strange zone where a facsimile of a human being gets close enough to a real one to almost trick us… except for something missing we can’t put our finger on, from the lack of a ‘human’ spark in the eyes to the way the gait is just a little stiff.

Will the local family-owned single screen cinema flourish, freed from the shackles of a handful of screenings of Spider Man and able to play cult movies from midnight to dawn without paying a cent for film prints?