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Girls of the Playboy Mansion
June 14th, 2007

If it wasn’t all true it would be a bad misogynist parody. One peroxided idiot giggles that her role at high profile media events is to ‘stand there and smile and not do anything stupid’. Another says with a straight face that ‘I feel like I’m getting better with age’. She should perhaps ask the procession of bimbos Hefner’s jettisoned when their silicone sags and ask if they feel the same way.

Romance & Cigarettes
March 6th, 2008

If you believe a hot firecracker like Kate Winslet (sample dialogue delivered in her cockney lilt; ‘I want your finger up my ____hole right now’) can be sexually attracted to a balding, heavyset fifty-something like Tony Soprano, maybe you’ll get something out of this film.


The Notorious Bettie Page
July 12th, 2007

Conflicted enough about what she does to eventually give up modelling for God, Bettie’s ironically the only one with her head on straight about it. As she tells one of a series of a boyfriends who don’t understand ‘it’s just costumes’.

Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
October 7th, 2004

Realising how awful Showgirls was, the distributor started screening it at midnight screenings alongside other schlock classics like The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Plan 9 from Outer Space.


50 First Dates
March 25th, 2004

Like former Saturday Night Live luminaries Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, John Belushi, Mike Myers, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey, he’s used the long-running, sketch-based US comedy show as a springboard into a movie career.

Shrek 2
June 24th, 2004

What makes Shrek 2 so special is the skills in so many areas the producers have brought to it. Do you only go to the moves for the story? Shrek 2’s satirical, fractured fairy tale plot would be as exciting and funny in a live action film.






Lucky Miles A comedy about three asylum seekers wandering the remote northern WA desert ...
March 6th, 2008

Blacktown Filmmaker Kriv Stenders hasn't had much luck. His only theatrically released film, ...
August 9th, 2007

Exils Written & Directed By Tony Gatlif Starring Romain Duris, Lubna Azabal. As the TV ...
January 13th, 2005

Tears of the Sun Director: Antoine Fuqua Starring: Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci, Tom Skerritt If you're a left-leaning ...
August 14th, 2003

Waiting Written & Directed by Rob McKittrick Starring Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long, Anna Faris, ...
December 8th, 2005

Fighting Temptations Director; Jonathan Lynn Starring; Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyonce Knowles. Cuba, Cuba, Cuba. Where did ...
March 11th, 2004


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