If it wasn’t all true it would be a bad misogynist parody. One peroxided idiot giggles that her role at high profile media events is to ‘stand there and smile and not do anything stupid’. Another says with a straight face that ‘I feel like I’m getting better with age’. She should perhaps ask the procession of bimbos Hefner’s jettisoned when their silicone sags and ask if they feel the same way.

Conflicted enough about what she does to eventually give up modelling for God, Bettie’s ironically the only one with her head on straight about it. As she tells one of a series of a boyfriends who don’t understand ‘it’s just costumes’.

Like former Saturday Night Live luminaries Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, John Belushi, Mike Myers, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey, he’s used the long-running, sketch-based US comedy show as a springboard into a movie career.