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Fantastic Four — Rise of the Silver Surfer
June 21st, 2007

With a bigger budget and more confidence placed in him by Fox, director Tim Story delivers bigger effects and more of them, but no amount of pixel engineering can save a by-numbers plot and some of the worst dialogue since Star Wars Episode I.

The Cottage
August 14th, 2008

They’ve done something horrible, Steven assuring his brother they’ll go to hell and the pair of them trying to get their heads together amid the tension. The scam is gradually revealed as they carry the inert, bound body of Tracey (pneumatic British soapie babe Jennifer Ellison) in from the boot of their car.


Lesbian Vampire Killers
May 28th, 2009

Shy, retiring modern guy Fletch (Corden) is under the thumb of his bitchy girlfriend. His comic sidekick mate Jimmy (Horne) talks him into going on a hiking holiday to get away from it all, so they pierce the dark, eerie woods near a rural town straight out of An American Werewolf in London, complete with a pub full of grizzled, socially backward locals who know of a terrible curse that’s befallen the village centuries ago.

Lady Chatterley
September 27th, 2007

Pascale Ferran’s film seems most concerned with the vegetable version, where the affair between Lady Chatterley and the groundskeeper Parkin was a parable for our disconnection from the earthy, sensual delights of nature.


Black Sheep
August 16th, 2007

Black Sheep is no ordinary horror film. We’ve seen zombies, sharks, werewolves and even androids tear hapless victims limb from limb, but this is the first film to contain mass disembowelling by ovine farm animal.

Mad Dog Morgan
April 16th, 2009

The premise is similar to that of Gregor Jordan’s Ned Kelly, merely the origin story of Irish convict Dan Morgan who was imprisoned and brutalised to the point where he became a criminal half to take revenge on the polite 1800s British colonial society that’s wronged him.






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Rambo Another desperate stab at glory for Sly, and unlike Rocky Balboa, which ...
August 21st, 2008

Sharkwater It's high time there was a documentary about sharks as a balancing ...
August 21st, 2008


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